Interviewer
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't Take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my Seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You Appoint me
Interviewer : ....!!!!!!!
Dowry
A Sardarji father gave the following advice to his son about to
be married. "Son, if you want things from your in-laws, be sure to pitch your
demand high. If you wanted a cycle, ask for a scooter; if you wanted a
motorcycle, ask for a Maruti. Always ask for something higher than you need."
The young Sardarji who wanted no dowry, imbibed the lesson. When his
father-in-law asked what he wanted, the young Sardarji replied, "nothing just
Give me the girl's mother."
Good Help!!!
Santa and Banta are two friends and Santa singh has very good
job. Banta singh is jobless and one day asks Santa for some good job. Santa
singh says, OK next time we will apply together and they do. On interview day,
Santa singh says, first I will go inside and answer all questions except last
one, and after coming out, I would give you all answers and questions. So you go
and then answer there. You will get the Job. So, Santa goes in.
EMPLOYER: When we got independence? SANTA: Efforts started in
1857, but got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: Good. Who is our PM? SANTA: It changes daily and these
days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER: OK. What's India's population? SANTA: (He was not to reply last
one so he says) Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will
tell you sir.
Now he comes out and tell questions and answers to Banta Singh.
Banta singh was real SARDAR and he remembers all the answers but forgets the
questions. He goes in Now.
EMPLOYER: When were you born? BANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but
got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: What?? Who is your father? BANTA: It changes daily and
these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER: Employer is upset now. Are you mad Mr. Banta? BANTA:
Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you sir.
Banta and his car
Banta bought a brand new maruti and decided to drive down from
Amritsar to Jalandhar to meet his friend.He reached Jalandhar in a few hours.
After spending a few days there he decided to return and called up his mother to
expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach Amritsar that evening and not
even the next day.
When he finally reached home on the third day his distraught mother ran out
hugged him an asked,"Arre puttar kya hoya??" Banta got out tired and said, "Oy
ye Maruti wale pagal hain, agge janne ke leye chaar gear banaate hain aur
pichche jane ke leye sirf ek!"
Ullu Banaya
Once Santa Singh called Banta Singh for a hearty lunch. Banta Singh arrived
promptly on time and was surprised to see the door locked. Then he saw a note
which said,'' Kaise ullu banaya!'' Banta Singh was terribly furious, therefore
thinking himself to be smart stuck a note saying, '' Main to aya hi nahein''
